America's Broken 2 Party System
The thing I enjoy most about living in the good ole’ United States of America is our plethora of options. We’re have so many choices in...
#NotMyBlackFriday
The term “Black Friday” makes me sick. When I hear those two words together it’s like watching someone scratch their nails across a chalk...
The Hollywood Blame Game
I’d like to welcome Kevin Spacey, Dustin Hoffman, and Brett Ratner to the Hollywood Blame Game. Congrats newcomers, you’ve officially...
PC Police Are Haunting Halloween
My first vivid Halloween memory was being a Storm Trooper. I was almost 5 years old and obsessed with Star Wars. So my dad made me a...
Make College Fun Again
I couldn’t tell you the number of times I woke up in college with this exact thought: “What happened last night?” I’d usually crawl out...
I Miss...
I miss simpler times. I miss being able to say a joke without instantly being labeled a racist. I miss being able to say a joke without...
United States of Experts
When did every American become an expert on everything? As I write this blog our country just witnessed the worst mass shooting in our...
Recapping My 4 Day Game of Thrones Binge
The idea started from a simple suggestion: “You should binge watch and live tweet every episode of Game of Thrones in the days leading up...
America: One Giant Reality TV Show
This is the true story (true story)….Of social justice warriors, Nazis, celebrity protesters, Internet trolls and regular ass...
The Death of Freedom of Speech
Our Founding Fathers must be rolling in their graves. (Yes, the same Founding Fathers that owned slaves…we all know history, so let’s...